Kanye West’s Health Care Reform
* Individuals would be required to carry a copy of 808s and Heartbreak. It’s the dopest album of all time, and always makes me feel better after I get in an altercation with a photographer or crash someone’s acceptance speech. Those who couldn’t afford it would have to find a way to earn the money to purchase it (ex. I needed a Bentley, so I wrote the dopest album of all time and sold it to millions of people). Buying this album is mandatory.
* Businesses would be required to offer their workers “Kanye” breaks. These are breaks in the day where employees can sit, facing the dopest direction of all time (West), and listen to my music. Statistics have shown that less than 1% of people who listen to my music have a terminal illness. That means my music can keep 99% of you healthy.
* The elderly would not suffer, as I would lend my greatness to Frank Sinatra classics, thus creating the dopest Frank Sinatra album of all time.
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